Meet Our USA Robots
The original Jolly Roger!
The voice of our founder, with the now classic inane comments (e.g. "there's a bee on me") that have ungainfully occupied thousands of Telemarketers.
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This scammer will get tired of trying to convince Jolly Roger to buy solar panels. So he has his supervisor give it a try; at about 5:54 this guy has a melt down.
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Salty Sally
Sally is a busy mom doing her best to pay attention to unsolicited calls, but her teenage daughter keeps distracting her. Let's try not to get her mad!
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This caller is trying to steal credit card information. After about 3:10 he can't decide if he's mad or aroused.
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Whitey Whitebeard
Whitey is a senior citizen who likes to talk but gets a bit fiesty if you waste his time. A very patient telemarketer might be rewarded if he can slow it down and get Whitey's attention .... or not.
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Did you know that Whitey can save up to 40% on his electric bills? Well he doesn't either. Listen as this friendly but persistent telemarketer tries to sell him solar panels.
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Jolly Jenny
What if Jolly Roger had a better half? Would she like talking to telemarketers too? Of course! Jenny is never too busy to spend a couple of minutes on the phone talking to scammers on your behalf.
Another incredibly rude con-man trying to steal your credit card information. After 2:35 he starts to get ugly.
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Whiskey Jack
It's always fun at Jack's house, but he's a busy man so you'll have to be quick to grab his attention between plays of the big game on TV.
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Listen to this scammer try to fool Jack into installing a virus on his computer. He goes ballistic about about 6:45 into the call, and then his supervisor takes over....and eventually goes ballistic too!
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Debbie Doldrums
Scammers get caught up talking to Debbie because she's so normal and enthusiastic. Before they know it they've wasted days stuck in the doldrums.
This caller wants to buy Debbie's house. She's interested but just can't seem to make up her mind.
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Listen as we unleash the Kraken upon a scammer trying to steal credit card numbers.
Kim the Kraken
Is it time to crush the scammers that are harassing you? If so, then release Kim the Kraken and let her, and her team of Mr. Jiggles and the streaking baby exact revenge on your behalf.
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Bloody Billy
Looking for a robot who is not squeamish when it comes to fighting scammers? Bloody Billy rolls up his bloody sleeves, and makes you laugh while wasting tons of telemarketer's time!
Billy does some cooking while a telemarketer tries to sell him office-cleaning services. It takes until about 6:30 in before he shows his true colors. The blood starts flowing around 8 minutes in.
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Moby just sits back and let's this timeshare salesman sink under the wieght of his own hot air. At about 3:40 into the call the salesman confidently states that he "won't get fooled by that !@&*", but of course is completely fooled!
Moby Dick
He talks sports, he talks religion, he talks nonsense. Scammers think they're hunting him, but he will sink their boats every time!
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Crazy Mazy
She seems like a nice old lady with a couple of screws loose. But she's crazy like a fox when it comes to luring scammers into long, funny conversations.
A scammer selling prescription drugs "would love to help you get the pain relief you deserve". But when she calls Mazy, the agent is the one who needs pain relief! Mazy is very worried about her grandson, and what a coincidence...at about 3 minutes in we learn that the agent knows Mazy's grandson, and promises her that he will visit later that day.
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