Meet Our UK Robots
Dial me: Classic Jolly Roger
The original Jolly Roger!

The voice of our founder, with the now classic inane comments (e.g. "there's a bee on me") that have ungainfully occupied thousands of Telemarketers.

1.

Demo of "Jolly Roger" - (warning: includes vulgarity)
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020 3813-1730

This scammer will get tired of trying to convince Jolly Roger to buy solar panels.  So he has his supervisor give it a try; at about 5:54 this guy has a melt down.

020 3813-1720
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if you do NOT want a recording

2.

Salty Sally

Sally is a busy mom doing her best to pay attention to unsolicited calls, but her teenage daughter keeps distracting her.  Let's try not to get her mad!

Dial me: Salty Sally
Demo of "Salty Sally" - (warning: includes vulgarity)
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020 3813-1735

This caller is trying to steal credit card information.   After about 3:10 he can't decide if he's mad or aroused.

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020 3813-1725
Demo of Whitey Whitebeard -
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Dial me: Whitey Whitebeard
Whitey Whitebeard

Whitey is a senior citizen who likes to talk but gets a bit fiesty if you waste his time.  A very patient telemarketer might be rewarded if he can slow it down and get Whitey's attention .... or not.

3.

Did you know that Whitey can save up to 40% on his electric bills?   Well  he doesn't either.   Listen as this friendly but persistent telemarketer tries to sell him solar panels.

if you DO want a recording
020 3813-1732
if you do NOT want a recording
020 3813-1722
020 3813-1727

4.

Jolly Jenny

What if Jolly Roger had a better half?  Would she like talking to telemarketers too?   Of course!  Jenny is never too busy to spend a couple of minutes on the phone talking to scammers on your behalf.

Dial me: Jolly Jenny
Demo of "Jolly Jenny" - (warning: includes vulgarity)
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Another incredibly rude con-man trying to steal your credit card information.    After 2:35 he starts to get ugly.  

if you DO want a recording
020 3813-1737
if you do NOT want a recording
Demo of "Whiskey Jack" - (warning: includes vulgarity)
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Dial me: Whiskey Jack
Whiskey Jack

It's always fun at Jack's house, but he's a busy man so you'll have to be quick to grab his attention between plays of the big game on TV.

5.

020 3813-1721

Listen to this scammer try to fool Jack into installing a virus on his computer.  He goes ballistic about about 6:45 into the call, and then his supervisor takes over....and eventually goes ballistic too!

020 3813-1731
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if you do NOT want a recording
020 3813-1736

6.

Debbie Doldrums

Scammers get caught up talking to Debbie because she's so normal and enthusiastic.   Before they know it they've wasted days stuck in the doldrums.

Dial me: Debbie Doldrums
Demo of "Debbie Doldrums" -
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This caller wants to buy Debbie's house.    She's interested but just can't seem to make up her mind.

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if you do NOT want a recording
020 3813-1726
Dial me: Debbie Doldrums
Have us pick a robot

When you send us your call, we will randomly pick a robot for you.

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020 3813-1738   To pick any female robot
020 3813-1739  To pick any male robot
020 3813-1728
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020 3813-1729
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