Jolly Roger Telephone Company

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    Robots available in US only at this time. Coming soon to Canada, UK, Australia, and New Zealand.


    Merchandise available in the continental US only.

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    © 2017 by the Jolly Roger Telephone Company

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    The Jolly Roger Telephone Company, a "Roger the Phone Guy" invention.
    710 S. Myrtle Avenue, Unit 273

    Monrovia, CA 91016

    USA

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    Website by Metaphone Consulting

    Return, Refund, Shipping, and Cancellation Policies
    General Questions always welcome via email at :
    custserv@jollyroger.zendesk.com

    + Amex, Discover, and more!!!!

    020 3813-1727
    Meet Our UK Robots
    Dial me: Classic Jolly Roger
    The original Jolly Roger!

    The voice of our founder, with the now classic inane comments (e.g. "there's a bee on me") that have ungainfully occupied thousands of Telemarketers.

    1.

    Demo of "Jolly Roger" - (warning: includes vulgarity)
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    020 3813-1730

    This scammer will get tired of trying to convince Jolly Roger to buy solar panels.  So he has his supervisor give it a try; at about 5:54 this guy has a melt down.

    020 3813-1720
    if you DO want a recording
    if you do NOT want a recording
    USA Numbers

    2.

    Salty Sally

    Sally is a busy mom doing her best to pay attention to unsolicited calls, but her teenage daughter keeps distracting her.  Let's try not to get her mad!

    Dial me: Salty Sally
    Demo of "Salty Sally" - (warning: includes vulgarity)
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    020 3813-1735

    This caller is trying to steal credit card information.   After about 3:10 he can't decide if he's mad or aroused.

    if you DO want a recording
    if you do NOT want a recording
    if you do NOT want a recording
    if you DO want a recording
    if you DO want a recording
    if you do NOT want a recording
    if you do NOT want a recording
    if you DO want a recording
    020 3813-1725
    Demo of Whitey Whitebeard -
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    Dial me: Whitey Whitebeard
    Whitey Whitebeard

    Whitey is a senior citizen who likes to talk but gets a bit fiesty if you waste his time.  A very patient telemarketer might be rewarded if he can slow it down and get Whitey's attention .... or not.

    3.

    Did you know that Whitey can save up to 40% on his electric bills?   Well  he doesn't either.   Listen as this friendly but persistent telemarketer tries to sell him solar panels.

    if you DO want a recording
    020 3813-1732
    if you do NOT want a recording
    020 3813-1722

    4.

    Jolly Jenny

    What if Jolly Roger had a better half?  Would she like talking to telemarketers too?   Of course!  Jenny is never too busy to spend a couple of minutes on the phone talking to scammers on your behalf.

    Dial me: Jolly Jenny
    Demo of "Jolly Jenny" - (warning: includes vulgarity)
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    Another incredibly rude con-man trying to steal your credit card information.    After 2:35 he starts to get ugly.  

    if you DO want a recording
    020 3813-1737
    if you do NOT want a recording
    Demo of "Whiskey Jack" - (warning: includes vulgarity)
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    Dial me: Whiskey Jack
    Whiskey Jack

    It's always fun at Jack's house, but he's a busy man so you'll have to be quick to grab his attention between plays of the big game on TV.

    5.

    020 3813-1721

    Listen to this scammer try to fool Jack into installing a virus on his computer.  He goes ballistic about about 6:45 into the call, and then his supervisor takes over....and eventually goes ballistic too!

    020 3813-1731
    if you DO want a recording
    if you do NOT want a recording
    020 3813-1736

    6.

    Debbie Doldrums

    Scammers get caught up talking to Debbie because she's so normal and enthusiastic.   Before they know it they've wasted days stuck in the doldrums.

    Dial me: Debbie Doldrums
    Demo of "Debbie Doldrums" -
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    This caller wants to buy Debbie's house.    She's interested but just can't seem to make up her mind.

    if you DO want a recording
    if you do NOT want a recording
    020 3813-1726
    Dial me: Debbie Doldrums
    Have us pick a robot

    When you send us your call, we will randomly pick a robot for you.

    OR

    020 3813-1738   To pick any female robot
    020 3813-1739  To pick any male robot
    020 3813-1728
    if you do NOT want a recording
    020 3813-1729
    if you do NOT want a recording