Meet Our UK Robots
The original Jolly Roger!

The voice of our founder, with the now classic inane comments (e.g. "there's a bee on me") that have ungainfully occupied thousands of Telemarketers.

1.

Demo of "Jolly Roger" - (warning: includes vulgarity)
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020 3813-1730

This scammer will get tired of trying to convince Jolly Roger to buy solar panels.  So he has his supervisor give it a try; at about 5:54 this guy has a melt down.

020 3813-1720
if you DO want a recording
if you do NOT want a recording

2.

Salty Sally

Sally is a busy mom doing her best to pay attention to unsolicited calls, but her teenage daughter keeps distracting her.  Let's try not to get her mad!

Demo of "Salty Sally" - (warning: includes vulgarity)
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020 3813-1735

This caller is trying to steal credit card information.   After about 3:10 he can't decide if he's mad or aroused.

if you DO want a recording
if you do NOT want a recording
if you do NOT want a recording
if you DO want a recording
if you DO want a recording
if you do NOT want a recording
if you do NOT want a recording
if you DO want a recording
020 3813-1725
Demo of Whitey Whitebeard -
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Whitey Whitebeard

Whitey is a senior citizen who likes to talk but gets a bit fiesty if you waste his time.  A very patient telemarketer might be rewarded if he can slow it down and get Whitey's attention .... or not.

3.

Did you know that Whitey can save up to 40% on his electric bills?   Well  he doesn't either.   Listen as this friendly but persistent telemarketer tries to sell him solar panels.

if you DO want a recording
020 3813-1732
if you do NOT want a recording
020 3813-1722
020 3813-1727

4.

Jolly Jenny

What if Jolly Roger had a better half?  Would she like talking to telemarketers too?   Of course!  Jenny is never too busy to spend a couple of minutes on the phone talking to scammers on your behalf.

Demo of "Jolly Jenny" - (warning: includes vulgarity)
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Another incredibly rude con-man trying to steal your credit card information.    After 2:35 he starts to get ugly.  

if you DO want a recording
020 3813-1737
if you do NOT want a recording
Demo of "Whiskey Jack" - (warning: includes vulgarity)
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Whiskey Jack

It's always fun at Jack's house, but he's a busy man so you'll have to be quick to grab his attention between plays of the big game on TV.

5.

020 3813-1721

Listen to this scammer try to fool Jack into installing a virus on his computer.  He goes ballistic about about 6:45 into the call, and then his supervisor takes over....and eventually goes ballistic too!

020 3813-1731
if you DO want a recording
if you do NOT want a recording
020 3813-1736

6.

Debbie Doldrums

Scammers get caught up talking to Debbie because she's so normal and enthusiastic.   Before they know it they've wasted days stuck in the doldrums.

Demo of "Debbie Doldrums" -
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This caller wants to buy Debbie's house.    She's interested but just can't seem to make up her mind.

if you DO want a recording
if you do NOT want a recording
020 3813-1726
Have us pick a robot

When you send us your call, we will randomly pick a robot for you.

OR

020 3813-1738   To pick any female robot
020 3813-1739  To pick any male robot
020 3813-1728
if you do NOT want a recording
020 3813-1729
if you do NOT want a recording

Robots available in US only at this time. Coming soon to Canada, UK, Australia, and New Zealand.


Merchandise available in the continental US only.

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710 S. Myrtle Avenue, Unit 273

Monrovia, CA 91016

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