Meet Our UK Robots
The original Jolly Roger!
The voice of our founder, with the now classic inane comments (e.g. "there's a bee on me") that have ungainfully occupied thousands of Telemarketers.
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020 3813-1730
This scammer will get tired of trying to convince Jolly Roger to buy solar panels. So he has his supervisor give it a try; at about 5:54 this guy has a melt down.
020 3813-1720
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Salty Sally
Sally is a busy mom doing her best to pay attention to unsolicited calls, but her teenage daughter keeps distracting her. Let's try not to get her mad!
020 3813-1735
This caller is trying to steal credit card information. After about 3:10 he can't decide if he's mad or aroused.
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020 3813-1725
Whitey Whitebeard
Whitey is a senior citizen who likes to talk but gets a bit fiesty if you waste his time. A very patient telemarketer might be rewarded if he can slow it down and get Whitey's attention .... or not.
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Did you know that Whitey can save up to 40% on his electric bills? Well he doesn't either. Listen as this friendly but persistent telemarketer tries to sell him solar panels.
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020 3813-1732
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020 3813-1722
020 3813-1727
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Jolly Jenny
What if Jolly Roger had a better half? Would she like talking to telemarketers too? Of course! Jenny is never too busy to spend a couple of minutes on the phone talking to scammers on your behalf.
Another incredibly rude con-man trying to steal your credit card information. After 2:35 he starts to get ugly.
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020 3813-1737
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Whiskey Jack
It's always fun at Jack's house, but he's a busy man so you'll have to be quick to grab his attention between plays of the big game on TV.
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020 3813-1721
Listen to this scammer try to fool Jack into installing a virus on his computer. He goes ballistic about about 6:45 into the call, and then his supervisor takes over....and eventually goes ballistic too!
020 3813-1731
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020 3813-1736
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Debbie Doldrums
Scammers get caught up talking to Debbie because she's so normal and enthusiastic. Before they know it they've wasted days stuck in the doldrums.
This caller wants to buy Debbie's house. She's interested but just can't seem to make up her mind.
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020 3813-1726
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